Mulder's Office

Welcome to my page! For those of you who don't know, I'm Fox William Mulder, President and Founder/Creator of Super Buddies, the International Organised Fun Group that I created back in 2001 when all my buddies were at odds with each other. Anyway, you can find so much more about Super Buddies on the page dedicated to this wonderful group... where love and friendship conqure all. So, this is the page where you can learn all about me and my favorite things! The goal of my page is to make everyone smile and laugh. I've even added a "Dear Diary" section for everyone to read.

First of all, I'd just like to say that Oprah is my favorite person. She has helped me through many emotional issues, and she likes the idea of Super Buddies! See the autographed picture over there on the other side. Please visit her webpage.

Dear Diary,

November 24, 2011
Ah, it's the day of thanks and giving. Wow, it's just been so super swell wonderful and I have so many people to thank and be thankful for. Mom (Scully) of course: she's always been there for me, a shoulder to cry on, a pretty woman to crush on, and the caring comfort of a best friend. John (Doggett, should I call him "dad"?) for taking care of Scully. Knowle and Monica, for being there when Krycek becomes obsessed (I know, I know, you guys don't appreciate it, but I do). I'm thankful for Maria Linn, my loving wife and love of my life who I adore whole heartedly. You are the best person to ever enter my life and I love love love love love you so much. For my friend Oprah, for always being there. For Ted, Amy, Jake, Brittany, Emily, Sam, Danny, Emma, and geez golly gosh, all the Super Buddies around the world, I love you all so much and I'm thankful every day for you. For the Indians and the Pilgrims who gave and shared and were thankful for each other way back in the day. And of course for the turkey we all ate this afternoon, you were so yummy and your life's goal was fulfilled. I'm thankful for my health, my wealth and riches in love and friendship... and I can't forget my little buddy Alex, yes, even you get a special thanks on this day of Thanksgiving. And congrats on your record deal! Wow! You're a super star! You all are! I LOVE YOU!

May 14, 2011
*sighs* I don't know what to do with Alex. He's obsessed. And this time, not with a man or woman. But with technology and TEXTING! It makes me so angry! I don't know what he's staying anymore. We don't sing together in the car any more. I feel I've lost my BFF. He's always looking down at this stupd "phone" -- which, let's face it everyone, phones today are NOT PHONES! I'm thinking I should make a new Super Buddy rule banishing all "cell phones" or - ironic they call it this - "smart phones". I mean, these "smart phones" are making people stupid! Take my buddy Alex for example. Ever since he got on the (whatever this is) "4G" network, he can't think for himself. There's always an "app for that"! He even got this "app" for counting the seconds between contractions for a woman in labor, and he got it -- FOR HIMSELF! This is a WASTE OF MONEY. BRAIN CELLS! I mean, he can't even -- he doesn't even know his own PHONE NUMBER ANYMORE! Or his ADDRESS! Or where he IS! Because he's ALWAYS TEXTING!!!!! *bawls* I've lost him. This is SERIOUS! We were watching "Star Wars" the other night, and he was TEXTING THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE DAMN THING!!!!!!!!!!

February 27, 2011
I'm so thrilled today! Our new website is online! I love the colors so much, but I may have toned it down just a bit and had a more manly feeling, but you know how Sasha can be... he's so dramatic if he doesn't get his way. But cudos to our wonderful web designers, Ahchoo and Ahsneeze (I don't think those are real names though...). It's been a long hard wait for this site to get online... and Sasha was so picky about everything! As usual. I think our designers need some extra pay just for dealing with him. He is so high maintenance and needy.
Contents
Dossier: Mulder, Fox W.
The Mulder Family
Super Buddy Adventure Ideas
Women Mulder Has Loved And Still Loves
Who Is Handsome Alvin?
Favorite TV Shows